Album: Of Thee I Sing Soundtrack

THE DIMPLE ON MY KNEE

PHOTOGRAPHERS:
More important than a photograph of Parliament,
Or a shipwreck on the sea -
What'll raise the circulation
Of our paper through the nation
Is the dimple on your knee.

More important than a photograph of Parliament,
Or a Western spelling bee,
Or the latest thing in science,
For our pleasure-loving clients
Is the dimple on your knee!

What our readers love to see
Is the dimple on your knee;
What our readers love to see
Is the dimple on your knee.

GIRLS:
More important than a photograph of Parliament
Is the dimple on my knee.
But supposing I am losing
When the judges are a-choosing -
What will my poor future be?

Do I have to go back to the cafeteria
With my lovely dimpled knee?
Does a girl who's so ambitious
Have to work at washing dishes?
I'm afraid that worries me!

Oh, what will my future be
Of my lovely dimpled knee?
Oh, what will my future be
Of my lovely dimpled knee?