Album: other songs

Bad Date

They said the day we got together
we´d fall in love like birds of a feather,
and that we´d have lots to share.
All that happened was me screwing up,
I accidentally touched her bra cup.
Lighting my cigarette
I accidentally set fire to her hair...
I guess what I said had a lot to do with it,
She said I´m crazy and she said I smelled like sh*&%.
I tried to kiss her and I got bit...

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I GUESS I´M NOT GETTING LAID

We went out to eat I sneezed in her food
she punched me in the face and called me rude.
I thought the evening was going great.
I spilled her drink I ripped her dress.
I accidentally grabbed her breast.
Elbowed her in the face trying to clean up my own mess.

Repeat Pre-Chorus and Chorus

INSTRUMENTAL

Chorus