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London Underground

Some people might like to get a train to work,
Or drive in in a beamer or a merc
Some guys like to travel in my bus
But I cant be bothered with the fuss today
I gota’ take my bike
Cos once again the tubes on strike
The greedy bastards want extra pay
For sitting on their ass all day
Even though they earn 30 k

(Chorus)
So im standing here in the pouring rain
Where the fuck’s my fucking train?
London underground (london underground)
Their all lazy fucking useless cunts
London underground (london underground)
Their all greedy cunts
I want to shoot them all with a rifle

All they say is please mind the doors
And they learn that on the to day course
This job could be done by a 4 year old
They just leave us freezing in the cold
What you smell is what you get
Burger king, and piss and sweat
You roast to death in the boiling heat
With tourists treading on your feet
And chewing gum on every seat

(Chorus)
So don’t tell me to mind the gap
I want my fucking money back!
London underground (london underground)
Their all lazy fucking useless cunts
London underground (london underground)
Their all greedy cunts
I wana shoot them all with a rifle

La la laa
la la laa

The floors are sticky
And the seats are damp
Every platform has a fucking tramp
But the divers get the day off when
When were all late for work again

London Underground (london underground)
Wa wa wankers
Their all wankers
London Underground (london underground)
Take your oyster card and shove it up your asshole