Album: What The Hell Happened To Me?

Ode To My Car

Spoken:
This is a song
This is a- this is a new song uh
It's uh through the eyes of one of the greatest
people alive I feel...The lunch Lady
Singing:
I woke up in the morning
Put on my new plastic glove
served some reheated sausberry steak
with a little slice of love
I got no clue what the
chicken pot pie is made of
I just know everything's doing fine
down here in Lunch Lady Land

Well I wear net on my head
'cause my red hair is fallin' out
I wear these brown orthapiedic shoes
'cause I got a bad case of degout
I know you want seconds on the corndogs
but there's no reason to shout
Everybody get enough food down here
in lunch lady land

Well yesterdays meatloaf is today's
Sloppy joe's
and my breath reaks of tuna
and there's lots of black hairs
comin' out of my nose

In lunch lady land
your dreams come true
clouds made of carrots and peas
mountains built of shepards pie
and...rivers made of macaroni and chesse
but don't forget to return your trays
and try to ignore my gum disease
no students can escape the magic of
lunch lady land

Oh oh oh oh oh
Hoagies and grinders X3
Navy beans X3
Hoagies and grinders, Hoagies and grinders
navy beans, navy beans
meatloaf sandwich
[chorus]
sloppy joe slop, sloppy joe
sloppy joe slop, sloppy joe uh-hu
sloppy joe slop, sloppy joe uu-dah
sloppy joe slop, *pphhbbb* joe

dreamt one morning and I woke up to see
all the pepperoni pizza was'a lookin' at me
it screamed why do you burn me and serve
up cold? I said I got the spatula,
just do what you're told

Then the liver and onion started
joinin the fight
and the choclate pudding pushed me
with'a all it's might
then the chop suuie pushed me and it kicked me in the head it's called revenge lunch lady
said the garlic bread

I said what did I do
to make all so mad they said you got flabby
arms and your breath is bad
then the green beans said you better run
and hide but then my friend Sloppy joe
came and joined my side
He said if it wasn't for the lunch lady
the kids wouln't eat ya
you should be shaking her hand
and saying 'please to meet ya'
she gives you a purpose and she give you a goal
you should be kissin her feet and kissin her
mole
so... now all the angry food just leave me alone
and we all lived together in a happy home
thanks to

[chorus]
sloppy joe slop, sloppy joe yeah
sloppy joe slop, sloppy joe yee-ah
sloppy joe slop, sloppy joe uh-huh
sloppy joe slop, sloppy joe

now me and sloppy joe got married
we got six kids and we're doin' just fine
down in lunch lady laaaaaauuuuuuunnnnnndd!
THANK YOU!
thank you