Album: There're All Gonna Laugh At You

Oh Mom...

Performed by Adam Sandler, Rob Schneider, David Spade, Jennifer Lien, Andrew Leeds, Meghan Andrews, and Robert Smigel


[Silverware clicking]
M1: Can you pass the beats please?
F1: Here you go
M1: Thanks
Brad: Hey Mom, guess what? I got invited to a party tonight! And I'm gonna go if that's ok with you.
Mom: NOOO!!
Brad: Why not Mom?
F1: Yeah, why mom? He should go.
Brad: It's gonna be fun. I'll get to meet new people...
Mom: They're all gonna laugh at you!
Brad: Oh mom...
Mom: They're all gonna laugh at you!
F1: Don't wory Brad.

F2: Hey mom, I saw this great skirt at the mall today, but it was , which isn't that high of a price, but I was nervous to buy it. What do you think?
Mom: NOOO!!
F2: Really? I really like it...
Mom: They're all gonna laugh at you!
F2: Oh mom, who is?
Mom: They're all gonna laugh at you!
F2: Mom, you're so paranoid.
Mom: NOOO!!

M3: Hey mom, I gotta get up pretty early tommorrow for Little League try-outs.
Mom: NOOO!!
M3: Yeah, I have to be at the field at 9 o'clock...
Mom: They're all gonna laugh at you!
M3: Do you think you could drop me off there?...
Mom: They're all gonna laugh at you!
M3: How am I gonna get there?
Mom: They're all gonna laugh at you!
M3: I'll walk I guess.
Mom: NOOO!!

Cindy: Mom, can you pass the salad dressing?
Mom: NOOO!!
Cindy: Please?
Mom: NOOO!!
Cindy: Come on, mom.
Mom: NOOO!!
Brad: I'll get it for you Cindy.
Cindy: Thanks Brad.
Mom: They're all gonna laugh at you!
Cindy: Thanks for the tip, Ma.
Mom: They're all gonna laugh at you!

Brad: Hey everyone, let's just go out for ice cream.
Mom: NOOO!!
Brad: Why are we eating inside? It's a beautiful night. We need to get out more.
Mom: NOOO!!
Cindy: Mother, Brad is right.
Mom: NOOO!!
Cindy: We should go out, it'll be fun.
Mom: NOOO!!
Cindy: Come on, let's go, I could go for some Maple Walnut.
Mom: They're all gonna laugh at you!
M3: Yeah, we haven't gone out together in a long time.
Mom: NOOO!!
Cindy: You wanna come Dave?
Mom: NOOO!!
Dave: No, I'll hang out with mom.
M1: You sure?
Mom: They're all gonna laugh at you!
Dave: Yeah, go without me.
M3: All right, see you guys later.
Mom: They're all gonna laugh at you!

Dave: How are you, mom? Great meal tonight. Sure is... You sure know how to cook! Boy, oh boy, you're quite a lady. Say mom, uhm, can I go canoeing next weekend with my friend Barry?
Mom: NOOO!!
Dave: Please?
Mom: They're all gonna laugh at you!
Dave: Mom, you're over reacting!
Mom: They're all gonna laugh at you!
Dave: Why are you so overprotective!?
Mom: They're all gonna laugh at you!
Dave: Mom! I'm going to the ice cream place! You're just so set in your ways it drives me crazy!
[Bangs on the table, gets up]
Mom: They're all gonna laugh at you!
[Screen door closes]
Mom: They're all gonna laugh at him!