Album: There're All Gonna Laugh At You

The Beating Of A High School Bus Driver

And now, the sever beating of a high school janitor.

[Mopping sounds]
Mop, mop, mop
All day long
Mop, mop, mop
While I sing this song

[Sound of someone walking towards him]
Gonna wax the floor
Gonna make it shine
Gonna take of the spray paint
With turpentine

Hey! Don't walk there! I just mopped!
[Person walking quickly towards him]
[Beating sounds]
Hey!
[Beating sounds]
Get offa me!
[Beating sounds]
That's my bucket!
[Beating sounds]
Let go of my side burns!
[Beating sounds]
[Sound of falling down into glass]