Album: There're All Gonna Laugh At You

The Beating Of A High School Science Teacher

Performed by Rob Schneider

And now the severe beating of a high school science teacher.

[Lecturing]
Zinc is by far the best element.
I also like plutonium.
It's just fun to say.
Plutonium.
[Sound of someonee walking towards him]
How's your plutonium?
Good, thank you.

Excuse me!
Hello! The office is closed. So, if you wouldn't mind,.. Sir, what are you doing?
Hey! Get off of me!
[Beating sounds]
You're breaking the beakers!
[Beating sounds]
Those are my best goggles!
[Beating sounds]