Album: Adam Sandler's Eight Crazy Nights Soundtrack

Technical Foul

if you come in from the street with dirty shoes on your feet,
thats a Technical Foul if you switch the radio to some loud music show,
thats a Technical Foul if you don't shut the door after using the 'frigerator,
thats a Technical Foul a Technical Foul

If you touch the thermostat, you'll get hit with a bat,
cuz thats a Technical Foul you'll feel my wrath if your hair clogs the drain,
you'll know the meaning of pain,
cuz thats a Technical Foul i'll show you no mercy oh,
this is such bullshit, in this house we say,
"bull spit" or its a Technical Foul a Technical Foul

Let me get this straight you expect me to entire lifestyle in one nice cuz you guys are a couple of psychotic control freaks,
you got it bub
well i dont wanna do that but let me run a few questions by you okay so i dont screw up accidentally

if i dont spray Lysol after moving a bowl,
Thats a Technical Foul,
okay, if i decide to wash my ass with you monogram towel,
thats a Technical Foul
if i make fun of your crazy feeties or give sugar cookies to miss diabetes,
thats not only a Technical Foul, but possibly a homicide can i sleep past 3,
if you do you'll get a tee take a whizz in those flowers,
ill say hit the showers use this horn as a bong,
odious Tommy chong
Make some long distance calls,
you'll get a kick in the balls
can i walk around with my morning erection,
if you want an automatic ejection
cuz thats a Technical Foul,
but i'd like to see it anyway, just kidding

There are certain rules which apply in ones life
with your sister, friends or imaginary wife
i cant beleive i haven't killed myself
here with witch magee and the furry elf
shes nerotic and hes a troll
how did i get stuck in this shit hole
guess ill have to deal with your demands
but please dont touch me with your alien hands
i got no right to prowl but your search is on the town
dont listen to her or its a Technical Foul,
a Technical Foul, Technical Foul, a Technical Foul,
Technical Foul, Technical Foul