Album: Alice in Wonderland

A Very Merry Unbirthday

March Hare:
A very merry unbirthday to me

Mad Hattar:
To who?

March Hare:
To me

Mad Hattar:
Oh, you

March Hare:
A very merry unbirthday to you

Mad Hattar:
Who me?

March Hare:
Yes, you

Mad Hattar:
Oh, me

March Hare:
Lets all congratulate us
With another cup of tea
A very merry unbirthday to you

--[Dialogue]--

Mad Hattar + March Hare:
No room, no room, no room!

Alice:
But I thought there was plenty of room

March Hare:
Ah, but its very rude to sit down
Without being invited

Mad Hattar:
Ill say its rude
Its very, very rude indeed

Mouse:
Very, very, very rude indeed

Alice:
Im very sorry
But I did enjoy your singing
And I wondered if you could tell me--

March Hare:
You enjoyed our singing?

Mad Hattar:
Oh, what a delightful child
You've got me so excited
We never get compliments
You must have a cup of tea!

March Hare:
Ah, yes, please the tea
You must have a cup of tea

Alice:
That would be very nice
Im sorry I interrupted your birthday party
Thank you--

March Hare:
Birthday? Hahahah
My dear child, this is not
A birthday party!

Mad Hattar:
Of course not!
This is an unbirthday party!

Alice:
Unbirthday?
Im sorry, but I dont quite understand

March Hare:
Its very simple, now
Thirty days has September, no
Well, an unbirthday
If you have a birthday than you--
She doesnt know what an unbirthday is

--[End Dialogue]--

Mad Hattar:
How silly!
Well, I shall elusidate
Now statistics prove
Prove that you've
One birthday

March Hare:
Imagine just one birthday every year

Mad Hattar:
Ah, but there are
Three hundred and sixty four
Unbirthdays!

March Hare:
Precisely why were gathered here to cheer

Alice:
Why then today's my unbirthday too!

March Hare:
It is!

Mad Hattar:
What a small world this is

March Hare:
In that case

Mad Hattar + March Hare:
A very merry unbirthday

Alice:
To me?

Mad Hattar:
To you!

March Hare:
A very merry unbirthday

Alice:
For me?

March Hare:
For you!

Mad Hattar:
Now blow the candle out, my dear
And make your wish come true

Mad Hattar + March Hare:
A very merry unbirthday to you!