Album: Howard Is Bald (1995 EP)

You Should Be Balding


Hey who's that bald guy walking down the street?
It's Howard.
Ow yeah!

His name is Howard Wulkan, yeah-yeah.
And his head's really shiny, yeah.
If he is only balding,
he's balding really bad, yeah-yeah.

Howard Wulkan's bald, yeah.
BAAAAAAAAAAAALD.
Howard Wulkan's bald, yeah, BALD BALD BALD BALD.

You should be balding, yeah. [2x]