Album: Queen Hygiene II (1997)

99 Cent Lipstick

Put on your 99 cent lipstick, baby
Man with the world's longest pubic hair
Met the woman with the world's longest fingernails
They made the world's worst fairy tale
Put on your 99 cent lipstick, baby
Man was exposed to woman's radioactive heart
And his pelvis went bald
Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your long pubic hair