Album: Star One

The Intergalactic Laxative

Crewmember 1:
Out here in this spaceship
Things couldn’t get much worse
Wiping out unstable planets
All across the universe

Crewmember 2:
Nothing seems to work right
The computer’s going mad
All the systems are cracking up
And the ship’s commander is dead

Crew:
Spaced-out, no doubt
We’ve all gone crazy
Spaced-out, what a crowd
We’re all getting high

Crewmember 1:
I’m out here in this glass dome
Staring into space
Planets, stars and asteroids
Are lighting up my face

Crewmember 2:
I often dream of the golden beach
Where I used to spend my days
Taking out my surfing gear
And riding on the waves

Computer:
Emergency override

Bomb:
Information overload

Computer:
Data imprecise

Bomb:
But I was told to explode

Computer:
Emergency override

Bomb:
I will not comply

Computer:
Data imprecise

Bomb:
Let there be light!

Crewmember 1:
Out here in this galaxy
Things couldn’t get much worse
Our remains are scattered
All across the universe

Crewmember 2:
I live my dreams of the golden beach
Where I used to spend my days
Out here on this space debris
I’m riding on the waves

Crew:
Spaced-out, no doubt
We’ve all gone crazy
Spaced-out, what a crowd
We’re all getting high

Spaced-out, no doubt
Our future looks hazy
Spaced-out, I wanna shout
We’re all gonna die

Crewmember 1: Dan
Crewmember 2: Russell
Crew: Damian Robert
Computer: Floor
Bomb: Damian