Album: Celebritease (2017)

Drake

Wake up in the morning and I'm feeling like I'm Drizzy
Views from my momma basement looking hella pretty
Gotta Honda drive it like a Wraith around my city
Speeding down the highway crying listening to Miss Meeeee

The way his hair is parted got me wanna copy
I would do anything to be the champagne Papi
I grew my beard out, lifted weights to get me stocky
I just can't understand why ladies love him, not me

I done transformed fully
Got 90 OVO hoodies
Everytime I call my ex phone
She hit ignore cause she's a big bully

Local club I'm with 6 strippers
Maaan all of them are so pushy
They just wanna give nookie
I just wanna warm cookie

Ayyy lets just say that 9 minus 3 makes 6
Let's just say that 3 times 2 makes 6
Let's just say that 7 minus 1 makes 6
Ridin round the 6

Damn I wish I was like Drake
Like drake like drake
Autotunin eyebrow groomin dancin stupid like drake
Damn I wish I was like Drake
Like drake like drake like drake like drake
Damn I wish I was like Drake
Damn I wish I was drake
Damn I wish I was drake shit
Damn I wish I was drake
Damn I wish I was like drake
Damn I wish I was drake
Damn I wish I was drake shit
Damn I wish I was drake
Damn I wish I was like drake

This the part I use my soft tone
She like it when I talk really light
She like it when I give her real advice
Said she wanna make it real tonight

Man I'm so nervous
She told me to make her feel alive
I said ok, go take them heels off
And go get ready for this pillow fight

I need some-one to listen to me
Listen to Take Care on repeat and try out different smoothies
I wanna be Drake
I treat my life like it is his movie
His posters cover all my walls I don't think it's fruity

I gotta plan
Worship Drizzy I won't ever quit cause he's the man
You cannot be cool if you don't call yourself a fan
Summer 16 Drizzy put meek mill into a pan
My names Dustin I don't know why people call me Stan

lets just say square root of 36 makes 6
666 minus 666 plus 6 makes 6
And did you know that Taylor's numbers 666
Ridin round the 6

Damn I wish I was like Drake
Like drake like drake
Autotunin eyebrow groomin dancin stupid like drake
Damn I wish I was like Drake
Like drake like drake like drake like drake
Damn I wish I was like Drake
Damn I wish I was drake
Damn I wish I was drake shit
Damn I wish I was drake
Damn I wish I was like drake
Damn I wish I was drake
Damn I wish I was drake shit
Damn I wish I was drake
Damn I wish I was like drake