Album: The Mark, Tom, And Travis Show (2000)Dick LipsPlease, mom
you ground me all the time
I know that I was right
all along
And I'm hoping
remember I'm a kid
I know not what I did
just having fun
You couldn't wait for something new
and yesterday I thought of you
it left me to think as if I couldn't walk away
it's too late, I fell through
Nothing to lose
a boy who went out when he finished all his chores
nothing to do
they can't trust me because I blew it once before
Shit, dad
please don't kick my ass
I know I've seen you trashed
at least one time
Can I blame it
on one of my dumb friends
it's been awhile
since I have used that line
You couldn't wait (you couldn't wait)
for something new (for something new)
and yesterday (and yesterday)
I thought of you (I thought of you)
it left me to think as if I couldn't walk away
it's too late, I fell through
Nothing to lose
a boy who went out when he finished all his chores
nothing to do
they can't trust me because I blew it once before
(Alright)
Nothing to lose
a boy who went out when he finished all his chores
nothing to do
they can't trust me because I blew it once before
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Tom: Hey, uh, Mark.
Mark: What, what the fuck do you want Tom I'm sick of
hey Mark, hey, hey Mark, hey Mark, hey look at this,
hey, look at, look at how I can make it bigger if I rub
it, look at this, hey Mark, come here.
Tom: No, seriously, Mark, hey, hey Mark. I wasn't really
masturbating. I've never done that. I was, uh... I was
inspecting my testicles for weird bumps.
Mark: That's what you say. That's what you say if your
parents ever catch you. I wasn't masturbating, I was just
cleaning it and it went off.
Tom: You guys wanna hear a song that I wrote about four days
ago Cause you really don't have a choice, you might as
well be into it.
Mark: Yeah, you might as well act like you want to hear it
cause otherwise we'll play it twice.
Tom: Yeah, you bastards. Song goes like this.
