Album: What. (2013)Left Brain, Right BrainHello patient 24602
I'm sorry- Hello, how are-
How are you feeling?
Um, not great
Has the treatment been working?
Uh, I don't think so, no
What are your remaining symptoms?
I just- I internalize my feelings a lot. I have trouble articulating how I'm feeling to other people. I feel like I just-
So basically you're still a little bitch
Yes, very mature of you disembodied voice way up there
I was just joking, nigga
All right, you're not safe in Wisconsin you might fuck with that shit
I'm not human I can say whatever I want
Okay, just let's get to the point. What's wrong with me, please. Please.
Your emotions and your logic are at war.
OK
Your creativity and your analysis are at war.
And most simply, your left and right brain are at war.
My left and my-
To fix the problem we must separate them from each other.
Sep-
Splitting your neurological functions in 5... 4...
(Can we book an appointment or something?)
3...
(You just don't start counting down to major medical procedures)
2... 1
This may hurt a bit
(I don't even know what 'it' is)
0
(Just tell me what you're-)
Isolation complete
This is Bo's left brain, objective, logical, cold, analytical
Aware of patterns, aware of trends, he's efficient, and a prick
This is Bo's right brain, subjective, creative, sensory
Aware of feelings, aware of people, he's emotional, and an idiot
(That's your opinion-just careful with opinions)
Okay boys play nice
I am the left brain, I am the left brain
I work really hard 'til my inevitable death brain
You got a job you better do it right in the right way is with the left brains might
I like oreos and pussy yah! (yes, in that order)
And I cried for at least an hour after watching Toy Story 3 (Woody!)
Cause I am the right brain, I have feelings,
I'm a little all over the place but I'm lustful and trustful and I'm looking for somebody to love... Or put my penis in
Here comes a female, here comes a female
Puff your chest. I'll take your phone out and check your email
Or evolutionary purpose is to repopulate
So gather data now and see if she's a possible mate
Holy fuck I think she might be the one, there's something about her, I just can't describe it
Tits
I am the earth, she is the glorious sun
I want her to trust me and I just want her to- how do i say this- sit on my face!
(Sit! Sit on my face!)
Alright now right brain you're being insane
No left brain, I'm just being alive
You should try it, you might like it
I worked hard to give him everything he cared about
You were worried about the things that he was scared about
I'm calm and collected when you act wild
I am the adult, you are child
You think you're the right one every time
You think you know everything but you don't know anything at all
Half of his problems were supposed to be mine
But you wanted everything.
I hope that you're happy 'cause he's sure not
Well according to my calculations, I'm sorry just let me run the numbers again, you're a giant pussy
Really name calling? Really? You're gonna just do name calling?
I'm name calling names alright, I'm just stating facts alright, the fact is you're a quivering pussy
I'm the pussy? Really? Well at least I don't play with toys still
Rubik's cubes are not toys alright, they keep my spacial rethink skills... sharp
Left brain plays with toys! Haha, fucking,
Look at you, Mr... you're a toy player
Well at least I did my fucking job, all right. I kept him working, I kept him productive
You were supposed to look after him
You were supposed to keep him emotionally stable for all this
Now you're trying to blame me for how he's feeling, how he's feeling!
If he's feeling unhappy it's because you failed him
You did this to him, he hates you I know he does, he fucking hates you!
Right brain, look, I'm sorry, okay?
No, you're not
Look, maybe there's something we could do together
Together?
Take the best parts of both of us and put them together
I'm listening
It would let you let your feelings out, it would let me analyze
So you could man the themes; I'll man the form.
It's something that George Carlin did, it's something Steve Martin did
It's something special that we could both perform.
Do you know what it is?
Juggling, we could juggle, and juggle our cares away!
It was comedy, you, fuck it, we could do comedy together.
(Initiate reassembly)
All right, right brain we're gonna do comedy together, we gotta do comedy together
All right, left brain I'll do comedy with you
Look, we can fix him like this- we can make him happy again. I promise, all right
(5, 4, 3)
Left brain... left brain, I love you
(2)
I know
(1. Experimentation complete)
