Album: Make Happy (2016)

Kill Yourself

(This is for the people who are having a rough time out there, now listen up:)

Have you ever felt sad or lonely?
Have you even felt two feet tall?
Have you ever thought, "Man if only I was anybody else at all"
They like to kick you when times get rough
And you give your all but it's not enough

And sticks and stones might break your bones
But words can break your heart
And if you don't know where to go
I'll show you where to start

Kill yourself
It will only take a minute
You'll be happy that you did it
Just go over to your oven and shove your head in it
Kill yourself
Really, you should do it
There's really nothing to it
Just grab a mug and chug a cup of lighter fluid

I sound un-empathetic
I sound mean and rude
Suicide is an epidemic, and I don't want to be misconstrued
Signs of depression go overlooked
So if you're depressed, then you need to book

A therapy session, talk about your depression
Let a professional hear it
But if you search for moral wisdom in
Katy Perry's lyrics, then

Kill yourself
It won't be painful
If you are able
To give a little kiss to an oncoming train, you'll
Kill yourself
It's over, mull it
There's a trigger, pull it
Get it through your head, it being a bullet

Stick your tongue in a plug
Suck a pipe of exhaust
Make some toast in the tub
Nail yourself to a cross
Hold your breath till it's gone
Drink a gallon of mace
Be gay in Iran
Let Oprah sit on your face
Jump off of a bridge
Skinny dip in a flood
Sky dive attached to a fridge
Drink a Haitian guy's blood
Break into the zoo
Give a tiger a shove
Eat a Philips head screw
Marry Courtney Love