Album: CabaretTwo Ladies [Alan Cumming]
EMCEE:
So you see, everybody in Berlin has a perfectly marvelous roommate. Some people have two people.
GIRL 1:
Beedle dee, deedle dee, dee!
GIRL 2:
Beedle dee, deedle dee, dee!
EMCEE:
Beedle dee, deedle dee, beedle dee, deedle dee, dee!
GIRLS:
Beedle dee, dee dee dee.
EMCEE:
Two ladies.
GIRLS:
Beedle dee, dee dee dee.
EMCEE:
Two ladies.
GIRLS:
Beedle dee, dee dee dee.
EMCEE:
And I'm the only man, ja!
GIRLS:
Beedle dee, dee dee dee.
EMCEE:
I like it
GIRLS:
Beedle dee, dee dee dee.
EMCEE:
They like it
GIRLS:
Beedle dee, dee dee dee.
EMCEE:
This two for one.
Beedle dee, dee dee dee...
GIRLS:
Two ladies
EMCEE:
Beedle dee, dee dee dee.
GIRLS:
Two ladies
EMCEE:
Beedle dee, dee dee dee.
GIRLS:
Und he's the only man
EMCEE:
Ja!
GIRLS:
Beedle dee, dee dee dee.
GIRL 1:
He likes it.
EMCEE:
Beedle dee, dee dee dee.
GIRL 2:
We like it.
EMCEE:
Beedle dee, dee dee dee.
GIRLS:
This two for one.
GIRL 2:
I do the cooking...
GIRL 1:
Und I make the bed.
EMCEE:
I go out daily
To earn our daily bread
But we've one thing in common.
GIRL 1:
He...
EMCEE:
She...
GIRL 2:
Und me
GIRL 1:
The key
EMCEE:
Beedle dee, dee.
GIRL 2:
The key
EMCEE:
Beedle dee, dee. The key
GIRLS:
Beedle dee, deedle dee, deedle dee, dee!
Ooh! Aah! Ooh! Ahh!
EMCEE:
We switch partners daily
To play as we please
GIRLS:
Twosies beats onesies
EMCEE:
But nothing beats threes.
I sleep in the middle
GIRL 1:
I'm left
GIRL 2:
Und I'm right
EMCEE:
But there's room on the bottom
If you drop in some night.
GIRLS:
Beedle dee, dee dee dee...
EMCEE:
Two ladies.
Beedle dee, dee dee dee...
GIRLS:
Two ladies.
Beedle dee, dee dee dee.
And he's the only man
ALL:
Ja!
Beedle dee, dee dee dee...
EMCEE:
I like it
GIRLS:
Beedle dee, dee dee dee.
EMCEE:
They like it!
GIRLS:
Beedle dee, dee dee dee.
ALL:
This two for one
Beedle dee, deedle dee, deedle dee
Deedle dee, dee!
EMCEE:
Thank you! Lulu! Bobby! And Me!
Oh, I'm so hot now!
Come, my Lieblings, upstairs!