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No Sex (in The Champagne Room (feat. Gerald Levert)

Ladies and gentlemen.. of the G.E.D. class of 1999
I have one piece of advice for you
No matter what a stripper tells you
There's no sex in the Champagne Room NONE!
Oh there's CHAMPAGNE in the Champagne Room
But you don't want champagne you want sex
And there's NO sex in the Champagne Room

Don't go to parties with metal detectors
Sure it feels safe inside
But what about all those niggaz waitin outside with guns
They know you ain't got one
If a woman tells you she's 20 and looks 16.. she's 12
If she tells you she's 26
And LOOKS 26 she's damn near 40
Take off that silly-ass hat
The O.D.B. couldn't have possibly committed all those crimes
Coolio did some of that shit
Young black men if you go to a movie theater
and someone steps on your foot
Let it SLIIIDE
Why spend the next twenty years in jail
Cause someone smudged your Puma
Cornbread ain't nuttin wrong with that
No matter what you think of what I'm sayin
Remember this one thing
There is no sex in the Champagne Room

Ooooohh...
No sex in the Champagne Room
No sex in the Champagne Room
No sex in the Champagne Room
No sex in the Champagne Room
No sex in the Champagne Room
No sex in the Champagne Room
Absolutely positively
No sex in the Champagnnnne, Room
No.. no-ohhhhh...

If a homeless person.. has a funny sign..
he hasn't been homeless that long
A REAL homeless person is too hungry to be funny
If a girl has a pierced tongue
She'll probably suck your dick
[That'd be great]
If a guy has a pierced tongue
He'll probably suck your dick
[I don't want that, no..]
Here's a horoscope for everyone:
Aquarius: You're gonna die
Capricorn: You're gonna die
Gemini: You're gonna die TWICE
Leo: You're gonna die
Scorpio: You're gonna die fuckin
[Ohh yeah..]
No one goes to Hooters for wings
[No no no..]
If you've been dating a man for four months
And you haven't met any of his friends
You are NOT his girlfriend!
Some of the things I've said may not apply to you
Some of the things I've said may offend you
But no matter who you are
You must remember this one thing
No matter what a stripper says
There's no sex in the Champagne Room
NONE

No sex in the Champagne Room
Said no sex in the Champagne Room
No sex in the Champagne Room
No no sex in the Champagne Room
No sex in the Champagne Room
Can't get none, uhh
Can't have none, nah in the Champagne Room
Said there's absolutely positively
No sex in the Champagne Room
Said no.. no.. said no-ohhhh..
Said Chris said..
There ain't no sex in the Champagne Room
No.. no.. no..
Can't get none, ahh
Can't have none..