Album: other songs

Foot In My Mouth

I saw Mrs. Parker at the store today,
she was buyin' some food
I walked up to her and I said Hey!
When's the baby due?

She said Baby?
I'm not having a baby,
what you talkin' about?
I said Sorry... Mrs. Parker
I put my foot in my mouth

(chorus)
I got my foot in my mouth,
guess I should watch what I say,
I got my foot in my mouth,
it's prob'ly better that way

I took my brother to the mall last Christmas,
to see Santa and his sleigh,
I said Aren't you glad that you're old enough,
to know that Santa is fake?

He said Fake? Santa's not fake!
What you talkin about?
I said No, I didn't tell ya Santa was fake!
I said...Santa's great...
I put my foot in my mouth

(chorus)

here's the last verse

I was braggin' to a friend of mine
how I ran over this cat,
I said His name was fluffy, cause I read the tag...
right after I squashed him flat

She said Fluffy? My cat's name is Fluffy! He was my best friend.
I said No, I didn't say his name was Fluffy!
I said his name was... Twinkles
here I go again...

(chorus x2)