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Usage Of The Word Fuck

Spoken:
Prehaps one of the most interesting words
In the English language today is the word fuck
Out of all the English words that begin with the letter f
Fuck is the only word that is referred to as the f word
It's the one magical word
Just by it's sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love
Fuck, as most words in the English language, is derived for German
the word fleckin which means to strike
In English fuck falls into many grammatical categories
As a transitive verb for instance
John fucked Shirley.
As an intransitive verb
Shirley fucks.
It's meanings not always sexual
It can be used as an adjective as in
John's doing all the fucking work.
As an adverb
Shirley talks too fucking much.
As an adverb enhancing an adjective
Shirley is fucking beautiful!
As a noun
I don't give a fuck!
As a part of a word
Absofuckinglutly!
or
Infuckincredible!
And as almost every word in the sentence
Fuck the fucking fuckers.
But you must realize that aren't too many words
With the versatility of fuck
As in these examples describing situations such as
Fraud
I got fucked at the used car lot.
Dismay
Ah fuck it!
Trouble
I guess I'm really fucked now.
Aggression
Don't fuck with me buddy
Difficulty
I don't understand this fucking question
Inquiry
Who the fuck was that?
Disatisfaction
I don't like what the fuck is going on here.
Incompetantce
He's a fuck off
Dismissal
What don't you go outside and play hide-and-go fuck yourself?
I'm sure you can think of many more examples
With all of these multipurpose applications
How can anyone be offended when you use the word?
We say use this unique, flexable word more often in your daily speech
It will identify the quality of your character immediately
Say it loudly and proudly!
FUCK YOU!