Album: Hypercaffium Spazzinate (2016)

Business A.U.

Drank the Kool-Aid but it don't taste good
I'm doin' the things you said I should
I know my job is to be in control
But everything seems so out of control

Business as usual
How did I get here?
Business as usual
It's boring me to tears

How can it be that I hate my life
Two beautiful kids and a wonderful wife
But every time I'm staring at that screen
Those spreadsheets and numbers make me wanna scream

Business as usual
How did I get here?
Business as usual
It's boring me to tears

“Working from home” – playing guitar
Procrastination won't get you far
Is this a sign I'm not… cut… out?
I'll never Excel at PPT
And Word? FAIL. My Outlook is bleak
Maybe it's time to quit… right… now
Don't even save your work

Business A.U.

Drank the Kool-Aid but it don't taste good
I'm doin' the things you said I should
But really I'm not, I'm just writing this song
And waiting for the end, I know it won't be long

Business as usual
How did I get here?
Business as usual
It's boring me

Business as usual
Guilty as charged
I had to go postal
You broke my fucking heart
Business… Useless
Business A.U.