Album: The King Is Fat'N'Old (2010)

Jade's Place

So really motherfucker gonna fuck with me?
I'd love to be the fucker
If the mother in charge is jade

Every dude wants to be the king
But they don't know
The king is fat and old
He dim sings na na na
The queen tiptoes to the jack
She has got pink lips and fridge
She is the conjunction ring
Between female and human being

Disenchanted, if you say princess
She knows you are calling her a doll
Picture a girl whose first ambition is not designing problems
Uninhibited, Unrepressed
Eight arms to slap or hold
If you say sweetness,
She knows you are calling her a whore