Album: Idjit Savant

Stuck in a Condo with Marlon Brando

(Leonard Phillips/Stan Lee)
I'm stuck inside a condo with Mr. Marlon Brando
He tells me, ";Get the butter,"; sounds just like my mother
He wasn't nice to Connie
His son, he shot somebody
For messin' with his daughter
Just like the Godfather
I'm stuck inside a condo with Mr. Marlon Brando
He's heavy and he's hairy
He's really scaring me...Marlon Brando
Well, I saw him in a movie
He used to be so groovy
Now he's eating mashed potatoes
He's a human Winnebago
I'm stuck inside a condo with Mr. Marlon Brando
He's a heavy dingleberry
He's really scary...Marlon Brando
Domino's delivery has brought me to him
Cheese and pepperoni, watch him shovel it in
He's giving me a lecture on the wages of sin
Mr. Brando, please show me the door