Album: Dirty Rotten Scoundrels Soundtrack

The Miracle

CHRISTINE
And when it seems
Your hopes and dreams
Are on the run again,

Bad luck has won again
And it won't stop-

The clouds wil part
And you will start.
To see the sun again.
And life's a ball, you're standing tall,
You've found your way back to the
top-

Breath in and taste the ocean
breeze.
Look at the way the leaves are
Dancing in the banyan trees.
Listen to what they are singing to
you-
Nothing is too wonderful-

FREDDY
Nothing is too wonderful-

CHRISTINE/FREDDY
Nothing is too wonderful to be-

(Down in the hotel lobby Andre
whispers to a Bellboy)

ANDRE
Psst.
Psst.

(Meanhile back in the hotel suite...)

CHRISTINE
Oh, Sergeant Benson it will happen,
you'll se.

FREDDY
Gosh, Sergeant Benson just sounds
so formal. Please, call me Buzz.

CHRISTINE
Alright...Buzz.

(Christine runs down to the hotel
lobby and moves to the front desk.)

Excuse me! Pardom me! Please!
I ahve to mail this urgent letter
overnight to Vienna!

BELLBOY
Paging the doctor...

Paging Dr. Shuffhausen-

Paging Dr. Emil Shuffhausen-
Of Vienna.

(Christine stops in surprise and runs
back to Freddy in her hotel suite:)

ENSEMBLE
Nothing is too wonderful

CHRISTINE
Buzz!

ENSEMBLE
Nothing is too wonderful

CHRISTINE
You'll never guess!

ENSEMBLE
Oo oo oo oo Wonderful!

CHRISTINE
Buzz, who is the one person in the
entire world you would most like to
see at this moment?

FREDDY
Grandma?

CHRISTINE
Better-
Presenting Dr Emil Shuffhausen!

(The door opens and Lawrence enters
with a smile and a Viennese accent:)

LAWRENCE
Good evening, Sergeant Benson.

ENSEMBLE
Ahh!