Album: other songs

Kidnap The Sandy Claws

Kidnap Mister Sandy Claws?
I wanna do it
Let’s draw straws!
Jack said we should work together
Three of a kind
Birds of a feather
Now and forever!
Whee!

La la la…..

Kidnap the Sandy Claws
Lock him up real tight!
Throw away the key and then
Turn off all the lights

First were going to set some bait
Inside a nasty trap and wait
When he comes a-sniffing
We will snap the trap and close the gate

Wait I got a better plan
To catch this big red lobster man
Let’s pop him in a boiling pot
And when he’s done,
We’ll butter him up!

Kidnap the Sandy Claws
Throw him in a box
Bury him for 90 years
Then see if he talks

Then Mr. Oogie Boogie man
Can take the whole thing over then
He’ll be so pleased I do declare
That he will cook him rare
Whee!

I say that we take a cannon
Aim it at his door and then
Knock three times
And when he answers
Sandy Claws will be no more!

You’re so stupid!
Think now, if we blow him up to smithereens
We may lose some pieces
And then Jack will beat us black and green!

Kidnap the Sandy Claws
Tie him in a bag
Throw him in the ocean than
See if he is sad

Because Mr. Oogie Boogie is the meanest guy around
If I were on his boogie list
I’d get out of town

He’ll be so pleased by our success
That he’ll reward us too, I’ll bet
Perhaps he’ll make a special brew
Of snake and spider stew!
Mmm

We’re his little henchmen and we take our job with pride
We do our best to please him, and stay on his good side

I wish my cohorts weren’t so dumb
I’m not the dumb one,
You’re no fun!
Shut up!
Make me!

I’ve got something, listen now
This one is real good you’ll see
We’ll send a present to his door
Upon will be a note to read
Now in the box
They’ll wait and hide
Until his curiosity
Entices him to look inside
And then we’ll have him
1,2,3!

Kidnap the Sandy Claws
Beat him with a stick
Lock him up for 90 years
See what makes him tick

Kidnap the Sandy Claws
Chop him into bits
Mr. Oogie Boogie is sure to get his kicks

Kidnap the Sandy Claws
See what we will see
Lock him in a cage and then
Throw away the key!