Album: other songs

Skinhead Sooty

Skippy's all grown up he's not a joey anymore
He's interested in getting pissed and passing out on the floor, Oi!
He glassed Mat Hammond with a bottle of stout
And threw a dart in Sonny's eyes before he ripped it out
Who's that walking on air?
Bouncing down the street without a care?
It's skin head Skippy, the killer kangaroo, Oi!
With blood soaked bovver boots and a racist attitude
A mean fucking mother's son
Not afraid of anyone
Got the others on the run
Here he comes, here he comes
Skippy the skin, Oi!
Tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, Oi!
Skippy's got a tattoo and he's gone and shaved his head
He's dating wallabies half his age
And getting them into bed
He says his old friends are all miserable pricks
They're married now or dead and gone
Or mentally sick
Who's that walking on air?
Bouncing down the street without a care?
Well Benji got the snip and tuck and now he's sniffing glue
oh shit that's great Flicka
Milo and Otis died at least eight times over
aah, woof, meow, oh, ah, doh, oh - that's eight
Rin Tin Tin blindly humps the leg of his owner
Hey Rin Tin Tin, what's that tune
Last Post. Damn, splinter! Ow!
Flipper became sushi
Mr. Ed loves drag
Lassie's a transvestite
And Gentle Ben, Gentle Ben's a fag
Who's causing havoc on the docks?
In a pair of bright red braces and cherry red docs!
It's skin head Skippy the fascist kangaroo
With a blood soaked Stanley knife
And a racist attitude
He'll wait until you're all alone
Crack your skull, break your bones
Send the pieces to your home
He's the one
All in fun
Skippy the skin-head
Oi, oi, oi, oi, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, Oi!