Album: The Eminem Show

The Kiss (Skit)

[Eminem:]
I'm gonna kill this bitch
Im'a kill him
I'm going to fucking jail
Cuz im gonna kill this bitch

[Dave:]
Yo man

[Eminem:]
What

[Dave:]
I dont know
I gotta realy really bad feelin about this

[Eminem:]
Man would u shut the fuck up dave you always gotta bad feelin man
Thats her car right there

[Dave:]
Aight let me park

[Eminem:]
Just park

[Dave:]
Im parkin!

[Eminem:]
Turn the car off dogg

[Dave:]
Aight

[Eminem:]
Aight we wait

[Dave:]
We wait for what

[Eminem:]
We wait till she comes out and then im gonna fuckin kill her

[Dave:]
Man you aint gonna kill no one
What the fuck did you bring that for

[Eminem:]
Man shut the fuck up dog
Just shutup, the fuckin clip is empty

[Dave:]
Man dont point that shit at me

[Eminem:]
Its not even loaded bitch, look

[Dave:]
Dude, god i fuckin hate it when you do that shit

[Eminem:]
Yea but its funny as fuck

[Dave:]
Muthafucka im gonna kill you one of these days i swear

[Eminem:]
Gets you everytime
Is that her

[Dave:]
where

[Eminem:]
Right there mothafucka

[Dave:]
Oohh yeah

[Eminem:]
Aight get down get down

[Dave:]
Fuck, what u doing to her

[Eminem:]
Get Down!

[Dave:]
What the fuck you want me to get under the car

[Eminem:]
Yo, who she walkin with

[Dave:]
How the fuck am i suppose to know, you told me to duck down

[Eminem:]
Its the fuckin bouncer
Did she just kiss him

[Dave:]
I dont think so

[Eminem:]
Dogg she just fucken kissed him

[Dave:]
No she didnt

[Eminem:]
Shes kissin him

[Dave:]
No shes not

[Eminem:] Gets out car

[Dave:]
Ohh shit

[Eminem:]
Come on

[Screaming & Running]