Album: other songs

A Lot Of Wind

Desperate for entertainment
So I turn my TV on
There's people jumping up and down
Then they have the panel on
And they talk a lot of wind
They talk a lot of wind
Then they have the weatherman on
He used to teach all our friends
He talked a lot of wind
He talks a lot about the wind
Then they have Carl Lewis on
He's got a ponytail and he's a vegan
He talks a lot of wind
He talks a lot about the wind
I turn the tragic lantern on
It's a program 'Good Morning'*
It's a lot of wind
They talk a lot about the wind
I'm real sick and in distress
I got octagonals in my eyelids
From watching all that wind
I get horrible horrible horrible dreams
So I rang the TV line and get a lot of wind
They talk a lot of wind
You see them in the cafes
You see them in the shops
You see them on the kids programs
And they talk a lot of wind
All the boredom in my bones
From watching a lot of wind
They talk a lot about the wind
They talk a lot about the wind
I gotta forget about the wind
Has a lot of nerve
To talk a lot about the wind
There's a roly-poly, roly-poly man
He's got a yak haircut (gut, gut, gut)
They talk a lot about the wind
[ Refers to the UK mid-morning TV show This Morning, which MES refers
to again in North West Fashion Show: Richard and Judy's
[the presenters] bastard offspring! --Ed.]