Album: other songs

Please Won't You Take This Scam Away

I've been having a bad, bad day
Please, won't you take these scams away
I'm asking you, please, no
It isn't right, you shouldn't play
With people's feelings in this way
I think I'll find I hate
The DVD I won on
EC-RN4878
and the vouchers worth more
than £1000 on
DF-LY3294.

So now I'll let it go
And not make two more phone calls, no
To find I've won five pence and so
They've told the truth technically although
it doesn't feel that way, you know...