Album: The Fungus Amungus (1995)

Take Me To Your Leader

What if your brain,
unexpectedly and suddenly,
picked out things to flip around
and view a lot differently
What if blue sky,
all of a sudden turned a purple hue
We would shit a brick the size of all of it...
what if
What if I was just daydreaming
What if I lived in a pear
What if my watch read 4:20 every hour, every day
You can bet your dollar I'd be happy!
I forgot to remember;
I forgot to remember my pain.
Take me to your leader
or die by the fly guy!
What if mothballs,
hangin' around too close to microwaves
suddenly woke up and said,
"Take me to your leader
or die by fly guy!
He'll push ya' out,
no wings attached!"
Just do as I say, no mistake,
he'll blow away.
What if I was daydreaming
What if I lived in a pear
What if I had a mustard drenched cucumber
tied to my leg and I
did not want my pants to get dirty
What if this, what if that!
Go! I forgot to remember;
I forgot to remember my pain.
Take me to your leader
or die by the fly guy!
I forgot to remember my...PAIN!
My pain!
Forgot to inject my...cocaine!
Forgot to apply my...rogaine!
Forgot to remember...my pain!
I never think, I never thought,
oh maybe I'm insane!
I think I like being
way the fuck out of my brain!
I forgot to remember;
I forgot to remember my pain.
Take me to your leader
or die by the fly guy!