Album: Distant DrumsMexican Joe 4 bar Intro
South of the border, hey, I know a lad
He has more fun than anybody’s had
Don’t got no worries, he ain’t got no dough
Everybody’s wondering ‘bout Mexican Joe
In old Mexico, they call him the rhumba king
Leads all the women around on a string
When they go out, they get a million thrills
But the lovely senoritas wind up with the bills
Dancing, romancing, Always on the go
Sun shinin’ down on Mexican Joe
He makes the night spots all along the bay
People want to see him when he comes their way
He spreads so much joy everywhere he goes
Everyone shouts “Viva la Mexican Joe”
He likes to gamble, at poker he’s an ace
He’s always lucky with the cards that got a face
At winning the money, he is sure a whiz
But when they win they don’t collect
‘Cause they don’t know where he is
Dancing, romancing, Always on the go
Sun shinin’ down on Mexican Joe
He don’t pay on income tax ‘cause he ain’t got no dough
Still he gets along just fine, how we’ll never know
He’s got everything he wants, a girl, a drink, a song
If we use his formula, we surely can’t go wrong
His favourite playground is anywhere there’re girls
He’s got that somethin’ that sets their hearts a-whirl
It couldn’t be his money ‘cause he ain’t got a peso
But when he wants a kiss all he’s got to do is say so
Dancing, romancing, Always on the go
Sun shinin’ down on Mexican Joe
The girls always love him
Because they always know
They will have a good time with Mexican Joe