Album: other songs

If I Only Had A Cock

I WOULD MASTERBATE FOR HOURS
POLLENATE THE FLOWERS
BEAT IT ON A ROCK

IT WOULD JUMP JUST LIKE A FROGGY
AND MAKE MY BLUE JEANS SOGGY
UNLESS I WORE A JOCK

IT COULD WATCH ME WHILE IM SHAVIN
AT THE GIRLS
I WOULD BE LAIDIN
IF I ONLY HAD A COCK

PICTURE THIS.....
OUR LEGS APART
THE FRAGRANCE OF
A PUSSY FART
WE BANGED RIGHT ON THE FLOOR
AND UP IT POPPED FOR MORE!

I WOULD WRAP IT IN A RUBBER
WHEN I FUCKED YOURE MUDDER
PUT HER INTO SHOCK
I SWEAR ID NEVER EAT HER
I WOULD ONLY USE MY PETER.
IF I ONLY HAD A COCK!