Album: Joseph Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat

Who's The Thief



Joseph
Stop, you robbers-
Your little number's up
One of you has stolen
My precious golden cup
Narrator
Joseph started searching
Through his brothers' sacks
Everyone was nervous
No-one could relax
Children
Who's the thief?
Who's the thief?
Who's the thief?
Who's the thief?
Narrator Children
Is it Reuben? No
Is it Simeon? No
Is it Napthali? No
Is it Dan? No
Is it Asher? No
Is it Isaachar? No
Is it Levi? No
Who's the man?
Is it Zebulon? No
Is it Gad? No
Is it Judah? No
Is it him?
Children
Could it be, could it be
Could it be, could it be
Could it be, could it be
Narrator
Could it possibly be Benjamin?
Children
Yes
Yes
Yes
Joseph
Benjamin, you nasty youth
Your crime has shocked me to the core
Never in my whole career
Have I encountered this before
Guards, seize him!
Lock him in a cell
Throw the keys into the Nile as well
Narrator
Each of the brothers fell to his knees
Brothers
Show him some mercy, oh mighty one, please
He would not do that, he must have been framed
Jail us and beat us, we should blamed