Album: The Worst Of Kevin Bloody Wilson

Living Next Door To Allan

They came down from meekafella in a burnt out blue fj
that farted and just shit itself in jutland parade
right next door to bondy's
when the smoke had cleard a voice said
'ah this place look alright, well tell the governemt its a sacred site, they're fucking easy!'
good day mr allan bond how u going bloke, hey im your brand new neighbour hey mate you gotta smoke? and i think im goona like it here, living next door to Allan.

24 kids 9 adults and 15 dogs a deadrew on the roofrack and a boot load full of grgo and im flash as michael jackson now im living next door to Allan.

The first thing that we gotta do is get another car, cus the on sitting out the front wont even fucking start, we'll call that bloke again from the government he's alrght hey. so they call the bloke in charge, of all the government grants, and the next day in the drive way was a new mercedes benz 'eh come n have a look at this 1 edmon this ones got a whilist look at this eh'

Good day mr Allan Bond how you going mate? you got a real flash car but my one's flash 1a and i believe that my one's faster than yours mr bond cus mines a red one.

24 kids 9 adults and 15 dogs, all squezzed in the front seat, listening to slim dustin now im living next door to Allan.

so bondy called ben lexon and said ' i want another yatch, twice as big and twice as fast as what i already got, that'll fuck em'

So his neighbours call some welfare mob not to be out done and got the HMAS Melberd on some sort of government loan, its got me knacked, theyjust said they wanna go fishing for yabbies in the river.

Good day mr Allan bond how you going mate, you got a real flash boat but my one's flash 1a and i think im gonna put him in the river next door to Allan's

15 dogs 9 adults 2 dozen screaming kids with lines strung from the flight deck trying to catch dsome fish, swimming fishing pissing in the river next door to Allan.

So bondy threw a party, the likes you've never seen and invited everybody, from the premier to the queen, and the laylan brothers.

so his neighbours made bung error on a barby on the lawn, and invited all their relatives from meekafella to come down 'hey everyone down you all get bring a big bag of the wallers there's a party on at my house'

I dont know why he's leaving, or where he's gonna go, he says he's got his reasons and i reckon that i know, he just never got used, to living next door to abbose

he jumping up and down, and making such a fuss, at least we don't got fucking coons live next door to us, now we got to get used to not living next door to Allan.

Now we goto to get used to not living next door to Allan