Album: Sold American

Flyin' Down the Freeway

(Kinky Friedman)
Well, it¡¯s retro rocket time inside my attic
I¡¯m all wrapped up in the flag to keep me warm
Got my brain locked in the cruise-o-matic
Rollin¡¯ Ronnie Reagan in suppository form
Flyin¡¯ down the freeway
Jettin¡¯ down to L.A., it sets me free
Going back to nature in my Jew canoe
Flyin¡¯ down the freeway all the way with you
I¡¯ll tell the Maharishi that I¡¯ve seen ya
I¡¯m a-travelin¡¯ East until I know I¡¯m free
I¡¯ll take the midnight flight to British Guinea
Ain¡¯t nobody casting asparagus on me
Flyin¡¯ down the freeway
Jettin¡¯ down to L.A., it sets me free
Going back to nature in my Jew canoe
Flyin¡¯ down the freeway all the way with you
I¡¯ll get a mule and be a flat land farmer
Grow a little bumper crop of grass
In Hollywood I¡¯ll total my karma
I¡¯m gonna cast my seed upon the ground
Gonna covet my neighbor¡¯s ass
I¡¯m flyin¡¯ down the freeway
Jettin¡¯ down to L.A., it sets me free
Going back to nature in my Jew canoe
Flyin¡¯ down the freeway all the way with you
Well, past the pipe of peace in our abode
Buried in the ruins of Mexico
We¡¯ll dip some snuff in mainline guacamole
We¡¯ll listen to the Opry upon the radio
Flyin¡¯ down the freeway
Jettin¡¯ down to L.A., it sets me free
Going back to Nashville in my Jew canoe
Flyin¡¯ down the freeway all the way with you