Album: From One Good American To Another

Somethin's Wrong With The Beaver

(Kinky Friedman & Panama Red)
She climbed the stairs that mornin¡¯
Found him rather pale
His eyes they were the color
Of half-drunk ginger ale.
Faithful as a Magnavox
Hung-up on a song
She cried down to the breakfast nook,
¡°Ward, there¡¯s something wrong.¡±
Somethin¡¯s wrong with the Beaver
Somethin¡¯s wrong with the Beaver
Somethin¡¯s wrong with the Beaver
The Beaver I believe-uh is gone.
Beaver was a dreamer,
Never got it right.
Died in livin¡¯ color,
Lived in black an¡¯ white.
Faithful as a Magnavox
Hung-up on a song
She cries down to the breakfast nook,
¡°Ward, there¡¯s something wrong.¡±
Somethin¡¯s wrong with the Beaver
Somethin¡¯s wrong with the Beaver
Ward!
Somethin¡¯s wrong with the Beaver
The Beaver I believe-uh is gone.
Somethin¡¯s wrong with the Beaver
Ward!
Somethin¡¯s wrong with the Beaver
Lord!
Somethin¡¯s wrong with the Beaver
Ooh!
Somethin¡¯s wrong with the Beaver
Ha!
Somethin¡¯s wrong with the Beaver
Beaver, huh!
Somethin¡¯s wrong with the Beaver.