Album: The Great Subconscious Club

I Wanne Meet The Man

I've been thinking all night about this song
The musics ok but I can't find words
To say

I could sing that I'm a virgin and show
my tits
Decree how sex improves the world
In which masturbation is the thing of the day
I'm afraid I haven't got that much to say

I thought about hello, fool, I love you
Or repeat a hundred times how do you do
I wanna dance with somebody, hey, i like that sound
But there ain't nobody humpin' around

I wanna meet the man who wrote these
lyrics (he must be great)
I wanna eet the man who wrote these songs
I wanna meet the man

And while I sing these words to you
There's a rat in my kitchen, don't know
what I'll do
Forget about the rat and sing along
Cause we feel so strong
And we can't go wrong
We walk hand in hand to the
Promised land

I think I met the man who wrote these lyrics
I guess I have ignored the things he's said
I think that I have noticed how expensive perfume
Never covers up smelly breathe