Album: The No Fun EP (2003)

President Forever

I'm president forever
I'm head of state and here to stay
The officer-elect all of your life
I'm the leader till the end of your days

I'm president forever
Accountable to no one no more
Daddy look at me, I'm a big boy now
A brat to the manor born

Who wants to go back to war with Iraq
Who wants to shoot a slingshot full of rocks of crack
Who wants to go and give the French their fuckin' statue back
I want to take it all

I'm president forever
America, you found your man
If we can all agree on this one thing
You know you'll never have to vote again

I'm president forever
I finally get to do it my way
I wanna take a ride in Airforce One now

Laugh in the face of the national debt
I wanna build the free world and make them pay back rent
I wanna take the statue back from the fuckin' French
Dad, I'll make you proud

I'm president forever

Piss up and down the walls of the Oval Office
Pal around with the boys in the secret service
Calling my connection for a party at Camp David
The first lady's not invited
The first lady's not invited

I'm president forever
I'm president forever

Who wants to go back to war with Iraq
Who wants to shoot a sling shot full of rocks of crack
Who wants to go and give the French their fuckin' statue back
I want to take it all

Laugh in the face of the national debt
(Take it all, take it all, take it all, take it all)
I wanna build the free world and make them pay back rent
(Take it all, take it all, take it all, take it all)
I wanna take the statue back from the fuckin' French
(Take it all, take it all, take it all, take it all)
Dad, I'll make you proud (take it all)

I'm president forever
I'm president forever
I'm president forever
President forever