Album: Rock The Plank

Easy Cheese

If I had a dollar for every time she was mad,
I’d buy California, invite my friends and I’d make it my pad,
Let’s go!

If I had a pension for every time she said,
Wake up you lazy pile and get your ass up outta my bed,
I’d buy a private plane and fly around the world,
Eat at all the best restaurants,
And hang out with her gurls,
But I know I’m stuck with you,
And there’s nothing I can do,
So I’ll take your hand and say…

Stay with me, stay with me,
Please stay with me gurl,
I know you wana slam my face but,
Please stay with me gurl,

Gurl I know it’s all my fault,
I’m just this up-turned bag,
I hope we can forgive and forget,
So we can go shag,
Coz I know I’m stuck with you,
And there’s nothing I can do,
So I’ll take your hand and say…

Stay with me, stay with me,
Please stay with me gurl,
I know you wana kick my ass but,
Please stay with me gurl,
Stay with me, stay with me,
Please stay with me gurl,
You’re the one with the pretty face so,
Please stay with me gurl,