Album: other songs

Medical Love Song

Mm-hmm-hmm
The doctors are here Senior Barresby
Ahh. Terrifique
Inflammation of the foreskin reminds me of your smile
I've had ballanital chancroids for quite a little while
I gave my heart to NSU that lovely night in June
I ache for you my darling
And I hope you get well soon

My penile warts your herpes my syphilitic sores
Your moenelial infetion how I miss you more and more
Your dhobis itch my scrumpox our lovely gonorrhoea
At least we both were lying when we said that we were clear

Our syphilic kisses sealed the secret of our tryst
You gave me scrotal pustules with a quick flick of your wrist
Your trichovaginitis sent shivers down my spine
I got snail tracks in my anus when your spirochaetes met mine

Gonoccalurethritis streptocalbalinitis
Meningo myelitis diplococcal cephalitis
Epididymitis interstitial keratitis
Syphilitic choroiditis and anterior uveitis

My clapped-out genitalia is not so bad for me
As the complete and utter failure every time I try to pee
My doctor says my buboes are the worst he's ever seen
My scrotum's painted orange and my balls are turning green

My heart is very tender
Although the parts are awful raw
You might have been infected
But you never were a bore
I'm dying of your love my love
I'm your spirochaetal clown
I've left my body to science
But I'm afraid they've turned it down

Gonoccalurethritis streptocalbalinitis
Meningo myelitis diplococcal cephalitis
Epididymitis interstitial keratitis
Syphilitic choroiditis and anterior uveitis