Album: Next Friday: Old School

Funky Worm [The Ohio Players]

You're a little late, so step right this way and we'll get

started Granny What? Say it now? Oh. say it now, say it now. Ahem!

Me and the Ohio Players are gonna tell you about a worm

He's the funkiest worm in the world Alright. Sing it, Clarence

Clarence Theres' a worm in the ground, yes there is

Granny Thats right

Clarence he's six feet long

Granny six feet long

Clarence he only comes around

Granny when he wants to get down

But when he comes out of his hole

He sounds something like this



Granny oh that's funky

Like nine cans of shaving powder, that's funky

Alright. Sing it again, Clarence

Clarence and through all the land, yeah

Granny yeah

Clarence he plays in a band

Granny plays in a band

Clarence plays guitar without any hands

Pretty good, I might add

Granny yeah, when he grabs his guitar and starts to pluck

Everybody wants to get up and dance



Granny ah, get it baby

Don't, don't, don't

Don't fight the feeling. Don't fight it

Hey, don't stop now honey, get down

I'm his manager, heh heh

Gonna make a million dollars

I get it all, cause he can't spend it

There he goes

Goin' back in his hole, just the same way he came out

Do we get paid for this?

I just wanted to make sure. We do? OK