The monster of loch ness songteksten

I was made a trip to Scotland
Hitch-hiking on my own.
But it was always raining,
It wasn't there gewoon.
Instead of sleeping in my tent
I searched for an hotel.
'cause in this dirty weather
I became wet up to my vel.



So I went down to a pub
To ask where I could sleep.
The barkeepster said 'with me
And it will be very cheap.
You only have to make love,
I thougt 'that see you from here',
But then I've changed my mind,
But give me first a lot of beer.



refrain:
And in the evening in the pub
I really did my best.
And I think I have never
So drunken gewest.
Because the woman with who
I lay in heure nest.
Seems to be the look-a-like
of the monster of loch ness.



In the morning when we awoke,
She begged me to stay.
I could do whatever I want
'cause she was working all day.
She smiled 'go to the lake,
Maybe you'll see the monster there'
I said 'l already have,
Each time when I came kleer



But then I thougt why not,
She was ugly, but she was kind.
And it won't be a problem
If I take her from behind.
Si I did some trips
And every evening I came back.
But before we went to sleep
I drank a stuk in mijne frak.



refrain



And before I went home
She said you always count on me.
If you'll ever return,
For you my bed will be free.
So I'll give you my number,
Write down my address.
I said it won't be necessary,
I'll ask for the monster of loch ness!