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Bob Turkee

We don't like him
He's such a geek
He wears funny glasses
He has so many zits

Bob Turkey the dick
Bob Turkey the dick
Bob Turkee the turkey
Bob Turkey the dick

He has a beer belly
He doesn't drink beer
He doesn't like girls
He's such a queer

Bob Turkey the dick
Bob Turkey the dick
Bob Turkee the turkey
Bob Turkey the dick

Bob Turkee, he's such a dick
Bob Turkee, he's such a dick
Bob Turkee, he's such a dick
Bob Turkee, he's such a dick

Well, we don't like him
He's such a geek
He wears funny glasses
He has so many zits
He's such a dick