Album: Coaster/Frisbee (2009)Best God In ShowI've no consideration,
zero mutual respect
For billions who suffer from
rational thought neglect
I don't wanna waste a sentence,
I don't want a convert-sation
That's gonna end in disdain,
disbelief and aggravation
And I find it's getting harder to hang out
With grown adults who actually believe
In Santa Claus and Noah's Ark
and that their god is the best
My distaste has turned into detest
Who would read a 2000
year old medical journal
Techniques for bloodletting,
advice on Trichinosis
Would you navigate the globe
with a map of a flat earth
Without DNA testing,
would you believe virgin birth
And I find it's getting painful to put up
With grown adults who actually believe
In Unicorns and Creation,
and God always takes their side
That's when my innocent jabbing turns snide
Thank God for the Grammy,
thank God for the touchdown
Thank God for blowing up
the enemy's sacred ground
So how am I supposed to take
anything you say seriously?
When you've swapped free will for faith,
hope and pre-destiny
And it's getting agonizing to hang out
With grown adults who actually believe
Mythology and history
trump physics and science
My aversion has turned to abhorrence
