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Brainspiller

Channel X,
Channel X,
Channel X,
Channel X -- the best in family entertainment.

The notorious Brainspiller was today captured
after a four hour showdown with police,
leaving twenty-seven police officers and all nineteen hostages,
dead.

Not just another story, not just another filler,
not just another channel thinkin, trigger happy killer,
not just another story, not just another filler,
for all the little boys and girls, Brain Spiller.

Not just another story, not just another filler,
not just another channel thinkin, trigger happy killer,
not just another story, not just another filler,
for all the little boys and girls, Brain Spiller.

Channel X is proud to present,
Channel X is proud to present.

As it breaks we bring it to you,
live and exclusive, no excuses, for missing
the show of the century.
Public enemy number one guaranteed,
public enemy number one, yes indeed.
Know what you want, know what you need, channel,
know what you want, know what you need, X,
know what you want, know what you need, channel,
know what you want, know what you need, X.

Not just another story, not just another filler,
not just another channel thinkin, trigger happy killer,
not just another story, not just another filler,
for all the little boys and girls, Brain Spiller.

Brainspiller!
Brainspiller!
Brainspiller!
Brainspiller!

Channel X is proud to present,
Channel X is proud to present.

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,
for one night and one night only,
the one and only, the man of the moment,
the man who puts the K into killer.

Know what you want, know what you need, channel,
know what you want, know what you need, X,
know what you want, know what you need, channel,
know what you want, know what you need, X.

Not just another story, not just another filler,
not just another channel thinkin, trigger happy killer,
not just another story, not just another filler,
for all the little boys and girls, Brain Spiller.

Not just another story, not just another filler,
not just another channel thinkin, trigger happy killer,
not just another story, not just another filler,
for all the little boys and girls,

Brain... Spiller!

Dial 1.. for live executions,
For live executions.

Sponsored by...
Sponsored by...

Nobody home again,
nobody home again,
Nobody home again,
nobody home again,
Nobody home!

Prepared to be shocked, prepared to be moved,
prepared to be shocked, prepared to be moved.
Nobody home, nobody home again,
nobody home, nobody home again.
Nobody home, nobody home again,
nobody home, nobody home again.

Channel X -- the best in family entertainment
Channel X -- the best in family entertainment

Nobody home, nobody home again,
nobody home, nobody home again.
Nobody home, nobody home again,
nobody home!

Brain Spiller has left the building.