Album: F*ck this Sh*tF*ck This Sh*itAphrodisiacs, The little white pill,
Little white lies and overkill
I think this sh*t is overated
Worse value that a f*ckin gold plated
wristwatch, but hey still
Least we're alive, catchin the vibe?
Isn't that right Mom, Mom, stop f*ckin uncle John
(Eh, shut up you stupid sl*t)
Me a sl*t, hey thats rich, you're the one on your hands and knees, b*tch!
Sorry momma but its true, I'm not gonna f*cking lie for you
Pa's coming home soon, Uncle John get gone,
Before you get friendly with his double barrel shotgun..
(chorus)
BANG BANG shoot 'em all dead
Go on, listen to them voices in your head
C'mon they want you to do it,
Oh forget it, f*ck this sh*t
Teenage wh*res, god thats funny,
Woops johnny split, now they got fat tummies
Serves 'em right, loose sl*gs
Downin their booze and sh*ttin out fags
Then goin crying to their mommies,
"Momma, momma, I'm so sorry for sh*gging your boss,
Please will you lend us all o' your dosh?
You'll get it back, look i promise
Maybe not, least I'm honest!"
Popping pills, sh*ggin the cat,
Hey big JC, this song is phat!
(chorus)
Iddy biddy teeny weeny
Don't wanna f*ck you now I seen it
Stupid tw*t, how small are you
I seen midgets with bigger than you
Not that I go around sh*gging midgets
How big is it, about 2 inches,
Might as well just sh*g your fingers
Jesus Mary, is this song nearly over?
I'm booked in to fly to dover,
Get there early, shoot some whores,
Might get done before the bars close!
(chorus x 2)
Thankyou for listening to this sh*t
Hope you all go out and buy it!
Go on, its gonna be massive,
If you don't, I know where you live!
