Album: Presidents of the USA

Boll Weevil

Get down
Let me tell you 'bout a friend of mine
His name's Boll Weevil check him out
He spends all day on his big butt
And he don't never ever get outside
I come to visit, I bring some sunshine
And I just spread it all over the fire
He's stuck on his big couch, stuck in his big shell
He looks at the TV and he's all right
I come from the drug lord, the local drug store
Bug is a fly and he's never uptight
And I wonder Boll Weevil why don't ya get out of your home
He said I'm comfortable here, I don't wanna move I don't wanna leave
I said Boll Weevil get right out of your home
Good bye, I gotta stay, I'll move some other day bye bye gotta go to sleep
And let the tube shine, let the tube shine,
Let the tube shine, let the tube shine
Now I would tell you about Boll Weevil, but that bug is just too scary
He's in there all alone
I try to coax him out, with chocolate pie
But he would not move a muscle, and I tried
To make him see that the sun was shinin' outside
Make him see that the sun was shinin' outside...

Check it out

Boll Weevil get right out of your home...

Now I would tell you about Boll Weevil, but that bug is just too scary
He's in there all alone
I try to coax him out, with chocolate pie
But he would not move a muscle and I tried
To make him see that the sun was shinin' outside Make him see that the sun was shinin' out Make him see that the sun was shinin' outside...

Make him see the sun, make him see the sun
Make him see the goddamn sun

Oh that little buddy is a little bug