Album: We Love Life

P.T.A.

I know I'm getting on / and you're so very young / but would you like to stay
until next Saturday / or Sunday
I'll give you your own room / it's next door to my room
and some time in the night / well, maybe I just might
Oh take your clothes off won't you please
You don't have to talk to me / just leave the light on so I can see
You've got everything I need / Oh yeah
You know I can't forget / that special night we met / at the local P.T.A.
when your mother came to say / that you'd been taking days off school
I turned and looked at you, I said
"Yes, I understand / I'm gonna take this girl in hand."
Oh take your clothes off, one two three
No you don't have to talk to me / just leave the light on so I can see
You've got everything you need / Oh yeah
'Cause I've never had a woman before
I was too scared to touch the girls in the Poly
And I don't know what it's like to be young
'Cause all my life I've been knocking on forty
Oh yeah / Oh yeah / Oh yeah / Oh yeah
[Jarvis:] So if I / put my hand / on your bosom...
[Candida:] Yeah
[Jarvis:] ...would that / give you an orgasm
No that's not right / But, but if we / if we kissed with tongues
[Candida: giggles]
[Jarvis:] won't that / wouldn't that make / wouldn't that make you come
Oh take your clothes off won't you please / No you don't have to talk to me
just leave the light on so I can see / You've got everything I need
Oh oh oh / Just one touch was all it took
No you can't learn it from a book / Let's go upstairs and have a / look
Oh you've got everything I need / Oh yeah / Oh yeah, oh yeah
Oh yeah, oh yeah / Oh yeah / Hit me.