Album: Surely You Joust

Fat

****the lines in the () brackets are the background singers and the lines that are not in brackets and that are just alot of letters are ray stevens making crying or wimpering sounds****


bbbbuuubbbbaaa
bbuuubbbbuuubuubbaaa

my new drivers license photo
makes me look like quasiemoto
and all my clothes are styled for me by minnisotta fats
the diet drink I live on soon may take the place of decon
I heard it killed eight million labratory rats
every night I dream of ding dongs
that are big enough for king kong
and someday I may just be that big myself
stepped on the scales put in a dime
card came out said one at a time
I tell ya friends I really need some help

cause I'm fat
(fat, fat fat fat)
bbbbuuubbb feel so fat
(fat, fat fat fat)
the bottoms of my feet
(bottoms of your feet)
are the only parts of me thats flat
(parts of you thats flat)
in a socioty where thin is in and lean is wheres at.........
(aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh)
Fat ununha why do I have to be so fat
(your so fat)

waaahiaa
bbbbuuubbbbaaa
started workouts with jane fonda
when I couldnt' get in my honda
I was determind I'd turn all the flab to lean
I would hear of some new diet
and I'd run right out and try it
didn't eat a thing for weeks that wasn't green
every week down at the fat club
I would proudly stand up
tell my weight loss and give my testimonie
lost fifty pounds I was feeling great
just had one drink to celeabrate
went right out and ate
a frenchfried shettlin pony

cause I'm fat
(fat, fat fat fat)
bbbbuuubbb feel so fat
(fat, fat fat fat)
the bottoms of my feet
(bottoms of your feet)
are the only parts of me thats flat
(parts of you thats flat)
in a socioty where thin is in and lean is wheres at......
(aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh)
Fat ununha why do I have to be so fat
(your so fat)
uhuhuna

[spoken]
somebody put a bumpersticker on my car it said
honk if you got groacries.

I was just standing on the corner and a cop came
over and asked me to break it up.

Evil Kinevil called wants to jump me.

uhuh

Earl Shive wouldnt' paint me for eighty nine ninety five.

goodyear called wants me to join the fleet,
Cover the next super bowl

waumha

All the chairs in my house got seatbelts

wuhaha