Album: Tu-Plang

Couldn't do it (happy shopper mix)

if i could calculate a score of unbelievable acts
stand my head juggle three alley cats
take out the king kong
still feel strong

unleash voodoo with the use of a chicken
bat feet frogs tongue and not take a licken
walk in the rain plugged into a toaster
i get a charge but still feel the mosta

take out the mummy the werewolf and dog man
save a drowning princess from the toxic avenger's plan
head on with godzilla and not flinch a muscle
outwit captain kurk without the slightest of hussle

drown a fish or maybe push a bird off a cliff
say no to the go-go but then take on a fat spliff
grow an extra arm coming out of my forehead
back from the grave to walk with the undead

i couldn't do it
could you do it?
i couldn't do it
could you do it?

i could nurture a flower to grow into a triffid
spit lethal poison leave your body rigid
talk to satan talk to god
standing in the flesh with my hand on my big...i couldn't do it
could you do it?
i couldn't do it
could you do it?
i couldn't do it
yeah you know it

if i could calculate a score of unbelievable acts
stand my head juggle three alley cats
take out the king kong
still feel strong

unleash voodoo with the use of a chicken
bat feet frogs tongue and not take a licken
walk in the rain plugged into a toaster
i get a charge but still feel the mosta

take out the mummy the werewolf and dog man
save a drowning princess from the toxic avenger's plan
head on with godzilla and not flinch a muscle
outwit captain kurk without the slightest of hussle

drown a fish or maybe push a bird off a cliff
say no to the go-go but then take on a fat spliff
grow an extra arm coming out of my forehead
back from the grave to walk with the undead

i couldn't do it
could you do it?
i couldn't do it
could you do it?